Now that we are all settled in with our Sonic milkshakes let the confessing begin.
- Coach is obsessed with the show iCarly on Nickelodeon. Now he's trying to take it back..."I'm not obsessed." Yes, yes he is. He even rewatches episodes that he's already seen.
- I sometimes wish I could get a job at Sonic just so I could wear roller skates. I think it would be awesome.
- Coach says, "I would give up a toe for the Bills. I would, no doubt about it." I'm not sure if he means for the Bills in general or what...oh he's just informed me that he meant for a Bill's Superbowl win. Great. Now I'll have a freaky 9 toed husband, of course, if it means the Bills win a Superbowl I guess I could live with that.
- I eat children's vitamins. I'm too lazy to open my own so I just eat my kids when I give them their vitamins. Coach has just informed me that he's hooked on the Children's Benadryl. I see rehab in his future.
- Coach hit a cardinal with his car today. (that's what you get for taking out our QB.)
- Not to one-up Coach but I ran over a cat last night and I didn't even cry. I'm so cold-hearted.
- Coach just admitted that I'm tougher than him. (in so many words.) He has just retracted his recent statement. Now he's making excuses. He told me I have to delete this confession and called me kid.
- I'm only 3 weeks younger than Coach.
- Coach thinks that "Humpin' Around" is a great song. I apologize on his behalf.
- Coach and I agree that Jamie Foxx is, in Coach's words, "Crap." He annoys me. Um, Jamie Foxx annoys me, not Coach. I like him. (are you gagging yet?)
- This post was more for my enjoyment than yours.
- Trent Edwards (because it's my blog.)
