A Very Ninja Story As Told By Braden

I picked Braden up and sat him in my lap and asked him to tell me a story.

Once upon a time, Leo wanted a pizza, but, April wouldn't give him one.

Mikey got the pizza and the turtles ate it, but April didn't want the turtles to eat it.

Donny wanted pizza and yelled at Leo.

No one got pizza.

The end.

Reads more like a riddle that can't be solved...or can it...