Dude May or May Not Look Like Lady

I may or may not have eaten my weight in candy this weekend and by may or may not I mean, I definately have.

I may or may not have a pinched nerve in my back and by may or may not I mean, I feel whiney about it.

I may or may not have PMS and by may or may not I mean, I'm not sorry for doing a Halloween post 2 days after Halloween nor will I be sorry for at least another week.

We may or may not have slaughtered and eaten this lamb just after this picture was taken.

I may or may not have held onto that lamb costume for two years because it costs $30 dollars and that's a lot of money for an outfit that a baby only wears for a few hours.

I may or may not still have that costume packed away for baby #3 and by may or may not I mean I'm cheap.

I may or may not have made these costumes from scratch without patterns and by may or may not I mean, I totally rock. Yes, I do.

I may or may not have taken this picture of my kids with their candy because it reminded me of a picture of Punk, Birdie and myself as kids.

I also might have hated those pom poms in the background and reveled in throwing them away because it meant that I would no longer find pieces of them all over my house and by might I mean I HATED THOSE POM POMS. Thank you.

I may or may not think that my kids are the cutest ever. I also may or may not have bought these costumes for half-price. Call me thrifty, call me cheap I don't care because these two costumes together cost about the same as that dang lamb costume.

My father-in-law may or may not be wearing a politically incorrect costume in this picture.

That pumpkin is the coolest one I've ever seen. There is no may not here.

This may or may not be a really hairy lady. It could also be my husband in drag. I'll let you decide.