Annie Lebowitz Eat Your Heart Out

I realize that I've been posting a lot of pictures lately. This is because I am like a magician with a camera. I capture the soul of people... and then I eat their hearts. It's good protein.

I call this Hobo chic. See how I managed to make him look like a drunk crazy person even though he's perfectly sober and by most people's standards, not crazy? I can achieve this effect for most anybody. Also I totally designed her outfit. Milan, here I come.

Every good photo shoot needs a bed in it. Look how seductive I made Daffy look. And the kids? They look totally disinterested in pictures. It's almost like they would have rather been watching TV. That's what I was going for.

 

 For this photo I went for "Sweet big sister and recently got puke showered off of me little brother" I think it came out beautifully.

For the grand finale of my breathtakingly amazing photoshoot I give you:

Caption it. I dare you.