Annie Lebowitz Eat Your Heart Out

I realize that I've been posting a lot of pictures lately. This is because I am like a magician with a camera. I capture the soul of people... and then I eat their hearts. It's good protein.


I call this Hobo chic. See how I managed to make him look like a drunk crazy person even though he's perfectly sober and by most people's standards, not crazy? I can achieve this effect for most anybody. Also I totally designed her outfit. Milan, here I come.


Every good photo shoot needs a bed in it. Look how seductive I made Daffy look. And the kids? They look totally disinterested in pictures. It's almost like they would have rather been watching TV. That's what I was going for.

 
 For this photo I went for "Sweet big sister and recently got puke showered off of me little brother" I think it came out beautifully.

For the grand finale of my breathtakingly amazing photoshoot I give you:


Caption it. I dare you.

17 comments:

The Boob Nazi said...

I can't caption it, but I will laugh at her outfit... hahahahaa awesome.

Jen @ ourfinehouse said...

That Daffy Duck picture scares the crap out of me!

tbsomeday said...

oh MY!
it's good to start the morning with such a laugh
i thought the pictures were pretty good stand alone...but your captions took me to a whole 'nother place
lol
i will pull this up again later for some giggles :)

ps--i agree with the pp...daffy is a bit scary

Amanda said...

"hold me, I'm so scared of Daffy"

That was lame. I'm sorry. It's the best I can do this early. I only have a little coffee in my system.

I swear to God I saw that same "underwear and boots" look on Kell on Earth during some Fashion Week show.

JoeyRes said...

I've never seen a better photo capturing "drunk crazy person" than that first one. Undies and boots are all the rage!

Miss. Ardeth Blood said...

I love these.
Caption the last one... "I'm man enough are you"

foxy said...

Manly love!

Mr. Punk said...

Caption: *Whispers "Ya know it could be like this, just like this always."

Sarah and the Gentlemen said...

Your a genius with a camera!
Can you make one with an I'm-so-hungry look but I-am-NOT-going-to-eat-that attitude?

coach said...

I loved every second of the snuggling. My bro and me should do that every day lol.

Ms Bibi said...

Sure make us caption it, nice.

Love the Hobo Chic it is the newest craze in Europe

blueviolet said...

I just can't stop laughing at the last one!

tattytiara said...

This post was wonderfully, terrifically, awesomely strange.

Grand Pooba said...

no fricken way! Best picture ever!

"Everyone loves a good spoon"

Ry said...

I fit so nicely pressed against my brothers girth.

excellent.

Linda van Rosmalen said...

"Real men Spoon"

ShopThrifty said...

cute!!