I call this Hobo chic. See how I managed to make him look like a drunk crazy person even though he's perfectly sober and by most people's standards, not crazy? I can achieve this effect for most anybody. Also I totally designed her outfit. Milan, here I come.
For this photo I went for "Sweet big sister and recently got puke showered off of me little brother" I think it came out beautifully.
For the grand finale of my breathtakingly amazing photoshoot I give you:
Caption it. I dare you.