Annie Lebowitz Eat Your Heart Out

I realize that I've been posting a lot of pictures lately. This is because I am like a magician with a camera. I capture the soul of people... and then I eat their hearts. It's good protein.


I call this Hobo chic. See how I managed to make him look like a drunk crazy person even though he's perfectly sober and by most people's standards, not crazy? I can achieve this effect for most anybody. Also I totally designed her outfit. Milan, here I come.


Every good photo shoot needs a bed in it. Look how seductive I made Daffy look. And the kids? They look totally disinterested in pictures. It's almost like they would have rather been watching TV. That's what I was going for.

 
 For this photo I went for "Sweet big sister and recently got puke showered off of me little brother" I think it came out beautifully.

For the grand finale of my breathtakingly amazing photoshoot I give you:


Caption it. I dare you.

17 comments:

Jules AF said...

I can't caption it, but I will laugh at her outfit... hahahahaa awesome.

Jen @ ourfinehouse said...

That Daffy Duck picture scares the crap out of me!

tbsomeday said...

oh MY!
it's good to start the morning with such a laugh
i thought the pictures were pretty good stand alone...but your captions took me to a whole 'nother place
lol
i will pull this up again later for some giggles :)

ps--i agree with the pp...daffy is a bit scary

Amanda @ It's Blogworthy said...

"hold me, I'm so scared of Daffy"

That was lame. I'm sorry. It's the best I can do this early. I only have a little coffee in my system.

I swear to God I saw that same "underwear and boots" look on Kell on Earth during some Fashion Week show.

Joey Lynn Resciniti said...

I've never seen a better photo capturing "drunk crazy person" than that first one. Undies and boots are all the rage!

Miss. Ardeth Blood said...

I love these.
Caption the last one... "I'm man enough are you"

foxy said...

Manly love!

Mr. Punk said...

Caption: *Whispers "Ya know it could be like this, just like this always."

Sarah and the Gentlemen said...

Your a genius with a camera!
Can you make one with an I'm-so-hungry look but I-am-NOT-going-to-eat-that attitude?

coach said...

I loved every second of the snuggling. My bro and me should do that every day lol.

Bibi @ Bibi's Culinary Journey said...

Sure make us caption it, nice.

Love the Hobo Chic it is the newest craze in Europe

Liz Mays said...

I just can't stop laughing at the last one!

tattytiara said...

This post was wonderfully, terrifically, awesomely strange.

Grand Pooba said...

no fricken way! Best picture ever!

"Everyone loves a good spoon"

Ry said...

I fit so nicely pressed against my brothers girth.

excellent.

Linda van Rosmalen said...

"Real men Spoon"

ShopThrifty said...

cute!!