Sorry I didn't get a post up last night. I was so tired. After we got back from dinner I went straight to bed, at 5:45. I'm pretty sure that I was asleep before I even laid down. When I woke up I was completely disoriented. I couldn't remember going to bed, putting on my PJ's or even if Coach had come to bed with me. I felt around the bed and there was no one there. I looked at the clock, 11:30. At this point I realized that I had gone to bed unreasonably early and went looking for my husband. Turns out he had laid down for a "nap" on the couch at 8:30. We're regular party animals over here. This morning I woke up and spent a delightful 30 minutes in my bed playing Ninja Turtles with Braden. I was Donatello and he was Leonardo. I got to sing Happy Birthday to Leo. I bet you didn't know it was Leo's birthday. Speaking of birthdays... Today is Punk's birthday!! She might pretend that she wants us to ignore such a momentous occasion, but she doesn't. She wants our love. So Happy Birthday, you're officially 17again. (This is from Birdie.) If you aren't sure what to get her, she loves youtube videos. Link her to your favorite one in the comment section, it'll make her day. And now in honor of Punk, we eat vegan cake, drink Soy Lattes from Starbucks and listen to Robert Pattinson sing. Happy Birthday, Punk.
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