"I'm going to play Super Mario. You are having fun."
To the proud recipients of these packages,
I'm sorry there are no ribbons or bows on your gifts. It's just that I was having so much fun wrapping all of your gifts while my husband played video games that I thought my head might explode from the euphoria I would have experienced if I had ventured into ribbons and bows territory. Thanks for being so understanding.
PS. Just because I didn't buy sixteen different types of paper so that each of you got your own individual look doesn't mean I don't love you, it just means I don't care that much.
Merry Christmas Everyone!