From One E-Whore To Another

Do you all remember that e-whore thing? (how could you forget?) It seems like forever ago I promised to make an award to commemorate it. I bet that by now you are thinking that this award must be the coolest award ever to have taken this long to make. It is. It does cartwheels and dishes.

Actually it's been made for awhile now but I haven't given it out because I've been really busy. I mean just today I cooked a turkey for the first time ever, made an offer on a house and I dusted a ceiling fan. Wow, my day sounded way more impressive then it was.

Since it's my award I decided I could give it out to anyone I want or as many people as I chose. So I'm handing out three Cheers Mates today.

The first is going to Christy at fudge ripple for her entry No If Ands Or Butts...

Here is how you e-whore using your butt and a celebrity:

Well, the challenge was basically, I go head to head (or in this case butt to butt) in a game of quarters with her. What did you say? Butt quarters. Here's the deal. You take a quarter, place it in your derriere (with your pants on) and let hilarity ensue. The object is to get the quarter into a shot glass. You can go direct or try the bounce-in technique. The biggest part of the challenge is the approach. You must walk up to the glass, with the quarter already in place...aim precisely and drop. It's a skill I am very proud of.
Needless to say...I made fast friends with those girls, and I am not sure I have ever laughed as much as I did that night.

Some people break bread, I break coin.

Next up: The Godfather over at One Dagger At A Time for his entry, Weekend...at Bernies? (he got naked to earn his award):

In his own words:

Sometime later I wake up in a little naked ball in the shower to my buddy laughing. All i could say was "Dude, wtf, i'm naked in the shower".

Finally, Julie over at Spot on Your Pants embraced her inner teen boy and gave us a little Toilet Humor:

Was there a monster, monster dump incident (you know, awkward enough for both employee and customer to chance running out ever again)?

Cheers Mates, You're all officially e-whores!! As we all know bloggy awards come with stipulations, so here are yours. You must copy and paste the award to your blog along with an acceptance speech which includes the words boobs and/or penis. In the spirit of e-whoring you must link said acceptance speech to my blog. Finally you must print out a copy of the award for you mom to put on her fridge. Or you could just ignore the rules like I would.

P.S. Maria Von Trapp, I'm totally making you a button all your own. Should only take me three or four weeks. It's a complicated process that involves nagging Ryan to do it for me.