From One E-Whore To Another

Do you all remember that e-whore thing? (how could you forget?) It seems like forever ago I promised to make an award to commemorate it. I bet that by now you are thinking that this award must be the coolest award ever to have taken this long to make. It is. It does cartwheels and dishes.

Actually it's been made for awhile now but I haven't given it out because I've been really busy. I mean just today I cooked a turkey for the first time ever, made an offer on a house and I dusted a ceiling fan. Wow, my day sounded way more impressive then it was.

Since it's my award I decided I could give it out to anyone I want or as many people as I chose. So I'm handing out three Cheers Mates today.

The first is going to Christy at fudge ripple for her entry No If Ands Or Butts...

Here is how you e-whore using your butt and a celebrity:
Well, the challenge was basically, I go head to head (or in this case butt to butt) in a game of quarters with her. What did you say? Butt quarters. Here's the deal. You take a quarter, place it in your derriere (with your pants on) and let hilarity ensue. The object is to get the quarter into a shot glass. You can go direct or try the bounce-in technique. The biggest part of the challenge is the approach. You must walk up to the glass, with the quarter already in place...aim precisely and drop. It's a skill I am very proud of.
Needless to say...I made fast friends with those girls, and I am not sure I have ever laughed as much as I did that night.

Some people break bread, I break coin.

Next up: The Godfather over at One Dagger At A Time for his entry, Weekend...at Bernies? (he got naked to earn his award):

In his own words:
Sometime later I wake up in a little naked ball in the shower to my buddy laughing. All i could say was "Dude, wtf, i'm naked in the shower".

Finally, Julie over at Spot on Your Pants embraced her inner teen boy and gave us a little Toilet Humor:
Was there a monster, monster dump incident (you know, awkward enough for both employee and customer to chance running out ever again)?

Cheers Mates, You're all officially e-whores!! As we all know bloggy awards come with stipulations, so here are yours. You must copy and paste the award to your blog along with an acceptance speech which includes the words boobs and/or penis. In the spirit of e-whoring you must link said acceptance speech to my blog. Finally you must print out a copy of the award for you mom to put on her fridge. Or you could just ignore the rules like I would.


P.S. Maria Von Trapp, I'm totally making you a button all your own. Should only take me three or four weeks. It's a complicated process that involves nagging Ryan to do it for me.

11 comments:

Sarah and the Gentlemen said...

What a stunning award ceremony! Will you please post pictures of what everyone was wearing?
Award ceremonies just don't seem complete without the "don't you wish you could find a more fabulous dress than me" part.

The Boob Nazi said...

psssh, I'm a total e-whore. I'm sad.

Dione said...

Oh, that's me! That's me! I'm Maria! Uh, I'm pretty sure the only thing I did to deserve an award was to ask for it! Tell Ryan put down the Rock Band microphone and get to work!

Uptown Girl said...

Congrats to all the e-whores!

Punk said...

Can I just say how relieved I am to have missed out on this one. Whew!

Congrats to all the winners (and "Maria" :-D ) I'm sitting here nodding and applauding on your behalves. (That's the plural of bahalf, right? Or is it behalfs? Oh... crud.)

Grilled Cheese said...

$5 says "e-whore" is in the dictionary before 2012.

Kat @ www.TodaysCliche.com said...

Just loved this post... coming from SITS. Random, but are you going to Bloggy Boot Camp in Baltimore?

Cori said...

So wait a minute, from what I can gather you got called out by some douche for using the word "boobs" an awful lot, and now you're giving out awards for using genitalia in blog posts? I say penis all the time, I've named a cat Penis (it seemed awful clever when I was in high school) and I don't do it for an award. I do it for the pleasure of shouting "Oh, penis!" in the middle of a crowded public venue. Don't cheapen my sport, these people might lose their heart, start blogging about boobies and vag not for the simple pleasure but to garner awards.

The Boob Nazi said...

YO. I'M GONNA LET YOU FINISH AND ALL, BUT THE BOOB NAZI IS THE BIGGEST E-WHORE OF ALL TIME.

Amanda said...

Mercy, your blog keeps me in stitches. What an amazing award. Something to definitely strive for.

Ms Bibi said...

What a cool award.

Offer on a house, how exciting, but not as exciting as dusting off that ceiling fan I bet.

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