Showing posts with label vanity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vanity. Show all posts

Confessions, Part Deux

Since I clearly hide so much in my regular postings I feel the need to purge myself through confession once again. I will be happy to take whatever punishment you believe necessary for this. I'll also try really really hard to not link every confession to a picture of a boy I find cute this time, unless of course you're into that too...

  • I have maturity issues


  • I don't always brush my hair in the morning, some days I go all day without brushing my hair. I kinda figure if I brush my teeth, I'm good. Honestly how much brushing is really necessary?


  • Last month when I had the flu and a fever of 102.7 I still managed to drag myself out of bed, shower, blow dry and straighten my hair and put on full make-up before collapsing back into bed. Vanity is cruel and foolish.


  • I'm an awful speller. I'm pretty sure if it wasn't for spellcheck and Punk this blog would be unintelligible. (I looked that word up.)


  • When I hear the word google changed into a verb (i.e. I googled Robert Pattinson) it sounds vaguely dirty to me and I spend a moment wondering what exactly it is to "google" someone.


  • I've googled myself before.

  • I've been an odd combination of motivated and tired lately and while some (Mr. Punk) might want to blame my good friend Latte I don't believe it's Latte's fault. Latte wouldn't do that to me. Latte loves me.


  • The Muppet's are awesome and sometimes I just look up this video so "my kids can watch it" *wink wink*. Sometimes when it's over I find myself clapping and crying, "Again, again, I love repetition!" in an English accent.


  • I'm only posting this because I know Punk can't resist clicking the link. As for the rest of you I consider it my civic duty to help you waste your day so you may click the link as well. forgive me.

  • You may have noticed that I made it through a whole post without mentioning or posting a link to a certain Quarterback. It's part of a twelve step program. So here is a video starring Not Trent Edwards.


Try not to judge me, I know I make it hard. But seriously leave a confession in the comment section, I bet you find it very freeing. You might even want to take your bra off when you are done.