Oh, I did it. I totally signed up for Twitter. I'm such a lemming. First a blog and now...Twitter. I haven't actually tweeted yet. (I believe that's the proper lingo.)But as soon as I have a bowel movement, twitter will be the first to know. You should follow me. Follow me to your socially acceptable lemming death.
I wonder if lemmings make a horrifying sound when they drown in masses. Let's ask wiki. "Oh, great wiki, do lemmings scream like shrieking eels when they die?"
Wiki says, "Lemmings do not commit mass suicide. They simply have strong biological urges that cause them to migrate to a cliff and jump off. They then swim to exhaustion and then drown."
See not suicide. They aren't despondent at all. I bet they have a very nice upbeat demeanor's. Probably very pleasant...for rodents. They simply lack endurance. Perhaps they should grow their fur out like Trent and Samson. I'm telling you this long hair thing is going to catch on.
That is all.
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